On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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