i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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