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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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