I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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