NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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