The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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