yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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