guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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