made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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