So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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