Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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