Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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