Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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