Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
should my penis look like a turkey
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its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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