when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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