at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i out mim tonsoeep
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