all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
