But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Can Purell be used as lube?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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