I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
My day in three words: secret purse cake
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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