is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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