I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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