i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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