i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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