No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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