sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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