Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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