Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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