we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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