very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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