I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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