birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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