Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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