Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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