id be glad to
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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