Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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