Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm at about main and main street
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize