I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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