who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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