STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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