Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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