I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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