Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?