so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My brain says no but my pants say off.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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