so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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