Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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