brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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