bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Did you just see the Batmobile???
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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