is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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