well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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