Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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