Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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