I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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