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  I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  this weekend will be like the season finale to my life

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.

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• (415): View more from California

  I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?

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• (845): View more from New York

  And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.

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• (818): View more from California

  Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life

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  (Underoos optional)

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