Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
do herpes really smell.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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