Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
