Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.

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(248): View more from Michigan

She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.

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(443): View more from Maryland

There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.

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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .

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(612): View more from Minnesota

we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback

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(914): View more from New York

I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?

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