Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.