Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(480): View more from Arizona

I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?

(408): View more from California

oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no

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(478): View more from Georgia

Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.

(706): View more from Georgia

Try anal, it works wonders.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.

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(207): View more from Maine

things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.

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(925): View more from California

i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them

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(734): View more from Michigan

Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.

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(478): View more from Georgia

You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover

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(609): View more from New Jersey

yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho

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