everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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